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1. Any person that takes their jockular, competitive, and domineering attitude with sports and applies them in outdoor recreational activities.
2. A poser who dresses in outdoor, mountain-worthy gear on a daily basis, like a jock would their track suit and running shoes, to create an appearance of being mountain-worthy, even though they are better suited to the football field, golf course, or the comforts of the ski lodge.
3. One who follows herd mentality and has jumped on the eco-douche bandwagon, thus deciding to take their competitive attitudes and rank personalities to the mountains, rather than the ball fields and golf courses.
4. May use cliche's, such as "bagged a 14er", "peak bagging", and will shorten the names of recreation-tourist towns (eg., Breckenridge becomes "Breck") to stay in fashion. Will also do more talking than doing.
Jenn, the eco-jock bagged a 14er, went downhill skiing, mountain biking, and rock climbing all in the same day, because she drives a Subaru and only eats at Whole Foods!
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Your shrunken penis as a result of arduous physical activity.
Dude, I just ran 5 miles and my girlfriend made fun of my jock cock.
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Someone who styles themselves after varsity /A&F inspired clothing for most of their adult gay life. These gays tend to be white, middle-class, males in their late 20s and 30s, and 40s and they completely idealize A&F, Franklin & Marshall, Hollister and other college varsity brands/labels. They believe these labels are the ultimate in fashion and social status. This ‘uniform’ denotes the inability of particular gay men to create their own fashion style or persona and this costume allows them to feel a false sense of style, masculinity or superiority over others in the gay community. This ‘drag’ is usually worn by younger gay men who have recently come out of the closet where it is somewhat acceptable to wear these fashions. Where it poses an issue is when older gay men cling to this image to hold onto their youth to remain or proclaim that they are indeed still relevant and sexually desirable. Once this style monopolizes their life completely and thus their style/persona is built around this A&F image or idea, it rarely changes as they move into their 30s or 40s. Jock Drag is a style that prevents the gay man from becoming cultured and/or able to move up the social latter.
"Look at that older gay guy and his A&F uniform!"
"Ya i know i hate it when gays were jock drag into their 30s"
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(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.
Drake is a jock sniffer. Thinking he's part of the Toronto Raptors team but he's just a clown and sniffs the jocks of the athletes to be close to them.
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jock soc is a well known collection of jocks. They are the alpha males of society and generally are just the best looking/Richest/best at everything.....
The main purpose of jocl soc is to spread the rumour that they are the best through excessive drinking and taking over of large alcohol selling extablishments.. indeed if you ever encounter a group of (amazing examples of) men playing a rowdy game of 21's in a varsity near you you will be priviledged and should rember it as an experiance That will shape your future..
Jock soc normally has group meetings every wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is (except of course the females of the species)
UYRUFC have a fantastic example of jock soc in operation.. indeed they are rumoured to have initiated and founded the jock soc movement.. For more details attempt to find one of the founders a Mr B. Atman or yoshi (names made up to protect the innocent)
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somebody from scotland who works and lives in london,takes money from an english employer yet is so anti english you wouldn't believe....they are usually world champion sheep shaggers
ray "graham wished england would lose at football"
karl "i'm not suprised he's a sheep shagging jock cunt"
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It's self explanitory, really. Anti- against. Jock- people that are good at sports or play a lot of them and are popular, also known sometimes as "preps". So that means an anti-jock must be against said jocks and not like them.
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