Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.
John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."
Going on several vacations in a small period of time.
Let's go on a vacay tour this summer! I want to go to America with Jaimy, to Brazil with Marijke and to Sweden with Margaux!
When a group of 'gal-pals' get together,generally to go to a club that is outside of their local vicinity and they all agree to be as slutty as possible.
Friend 1: "The club is 45 minutes away gals!!"
Friend 2 :"Yaasss sluts on tour"
An immature big bear that isn’t mature but thinks they are.
I drank all of your water without your permission; I’m so ma-tour.
A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.
Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.
Used when mildly inconvenienced.
Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!
When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!
Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!
A tour or trip that seems like a dream come true. Everything on the tour is perfect. The tour experience seems like it came together like a miracle.
That Miracolo Tour was a trip of a lifetime!