rip the onion

Extremely good thing, best outcome possible, a higher level of 'cool'. Comes from onion rings. When the onion rips and you get equall parts breading and onion, as opposed to when the onion does not rip, and smacks you in the face and burns.

Bob: Hey, Jim, that concert was excellent!
Jim: Yeah, it did totally rip the onion.

-also-

Guy: I just won $2 million in the lotto. That so rips the onion!!

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onion booty

Booty so bad it brings tears to your eyes.

person 1: "yo, dat beotch got onion booty"
person 2: "werd"

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onion tanglers

an unusually long and disgruntled-looking female genitalia

That chick's onion tanglers were so long! She was hung better than most signs on the Turnpike.

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Buttered Onions

The result of a sexual act, in which a man's testicles are inserted into an anus, which are then pushed out, most commonly via flatulence or defecation.

We both got bored with her just fondling my balls, so we've amped things up by her giving me buttered onions!

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dirty onion

When someone gets fucked up the ass and then proceeds to suck off the same person who has just done them up the bum.

Last night Kate got did a dirty onion.

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Onion bag

Verb: when a man puts both of his testicles, but not his penis, inside a woman's vagina.

"Dude, I onion bagged Sharon last night. And filmed it."

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White Onion

another word for discharge or the annoying white stuff that comes out of girls vagina everyday even when they are not horny

Fuck! i have so much white onion right now that i bet you can see it through my shorts!

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