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being under the influence of a substance that is extremely altering your mental and/or spiritual state
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Like being left on read. But with your dick.
Brenden had blue balls when he mom didn't let him cum.
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My testicles on the holidays. Typically substituted for "jingle bells" when trying to come up with new Christmas songs.
"Jingle Balls, I slip and Fall, While Shopping at the Mall" ..... bad example, but it sounds way the hell better than the lousy original song that your teachers made you sing in the school Christmas recital.
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To fuck someone the full length of your penis until you hit with your balls
I was balls deep in sarah last night
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The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.
"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?
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To shoot someone in the groin so that it takes them a week to die, ala the Andrew Jackson/Charles Dickinson duel.
Man, Dickinson was all disrespectin' his wife, and ol' Hickory went and groin-balled him.