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The trashiest school ever the security guards are the most annoying bitches ever 😂and all kids do is act tough but rlly they pussy and back out of fights ( you know who you are ) they think they cool if they skip u funny
palm springs middle looks like a good school
Nah man it’s trash
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A larger vast of the "lesbian" population resides in the popular desert city which is more accepting of such sexuality. Used usually to refer to a group of lesbians by saying "palm springs".
Look at that group of palm springs lesbians over there!
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Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?
….
YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.
You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,
We are licking them,
….THEN the hurricane …
BOOBNADO
you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)
The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN
….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!
THEN
Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)
You have an euphoric experience….
.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…
Finally,
you land, under a palm tree.
You fall in love with Porky.
The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.
The End
You’ve been sincerely pounded by the
Palm tree
Naughty Porky
Bad Girl
AMEN.
I was hit by a Palm Tree Pounder last night
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Palm Beach Nuts means fucking CRAZY like Donald Trump CRAZY! It's bat-shit-crazy, nuts! It's BEYOND the nuthouse nuts, it's crazy, out-of-touch, delusional, NUTS! It's mental on steroids, out-of-your-mind, nuts! It's like thinking that the past is the present and the present is the past, nuts! It's like thinking you're a billionaire when you don't even have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, nuts! It's like hiding Top Secret documents and trying to sell them, nuts! It's like burying an ex-wife on the first tee, nuts! It's like being so rich that it doesn't matter what you say, nuts! It's like lobotomy Ninja, nuts!
"Elsa is more than just crazy, she's fucking Palm Beach Nuts, the poor thing!" "Yesterday she introduced me to Jimmy Hoffa when I knew all along that he hadn't come home from work yet."
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1:When something, or someone does or makes
a stupid stunt or move.2:a stupid word.
"hey guys I am going to ride a bike while on fire" Cue "EPIC FACE PALM"
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A great little City on the Florida east coast. It is between St Augustine and Daytona Beach, 60 miles south of Jacksonville. If your are looking for a lot of excitement, no night life here, lots of precipitant sports for young and old. We live here and think it is a great place to live, very little crime, check the Flagler County Sheriffs Department.
Palm Coast, Florida.
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The palm used to do a hand job.
Well, my girlfriend isn’t coming over, so I guess I’ll have to meet up with Mary “Merry” Palm instead.
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