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(nouwn) A play on granny panties. Figurative garment worn by a person who rants. Works better when attributed to a female, but men can also wear ranty panties.
Ally: Did you hear about Obama and what he just did with his executive powers? Obama is abusing his executive powers and then some! Might as well be King Obama the way he struts his stuff around the White House. Nobody likes his stupid healthcare bill. Nobody likes him. Why hasn't he been impeached yet? I know fruit bats who'd make a better president.
Tristan: Wow... Someone must have put on their ranty panties this morning.
Panty dragon is slang for vagina. Some men like to think of their sexual exploits like a conquest. A conquest to slay as many panty dragons as they can before being taken captive by one for the rest of their miserable, married lives. The more panty dragons slayed, the greater the legend that is the man slaying. Some panty dragons hear tale of such men and go in search of this worthy opponent... most of them end up in porn.
"I'm looking to slay some panty dragons tonight, get the jager."
"The panty dragon on that one has a lip ring!"
Big ass old granny panties that women typically wear when they aren't feeling well or on the rag.
I was hammered last night and hooked up with this chick rockin' straight up O.G. Panties... I think she might have been on the rag.
The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.
After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.
Panty Slugs is the camel toe like appearance, with a more pronounced rounded middle girth.
At first glance that hoe's Camel Toe looked more like a well formed Panty Slugs.
A more delicate sounding name for a queef. Queef sounds so disgusting... and pussy fart sounds even worse. Panty Burp is elegant.
Doggy style always gives me the panty burps.
A boyfriend who always wants to know what his girlfriend is doing. (Aka clingy)
Girl 1. "My man won't leave me alone and he's always up my ass."
Girl 2. "Sounds like a damn pantie nigga."