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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).

Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"

by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012


Nonce Patrol

Harry Rusk

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol

by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019


Patrol The North

Walking around the north side making sure there is no sukkas.

I’m going to go Patrol The North just like Ben taught me.

by dorrity December 24, 2024


Boarder Patroled

When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back

The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled

by Justketchup May 29, 2020


cut patrol

when you drive around aimlessly with your friends, find spots (cuts) to post up at, and use these cuts as future reference points

1: Yo wtm?
2: Idk there's nothing to do
1: Lets go on cut patrol with the boys?
2: yee say less
1: yeee

by mensuh December 24, 2020


Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them

Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!

by Youra Namkoma November 27, 2023


sand patrol

A group of two or more people who cancel.

He was on drugs until a sand patrol got him canceled.

by Phoneaddiction105 August 09, 2021