pay-as-you-go apartment

a furnished apartment that is available on a monthly contract without a yearly lease. Derived from "pay as you go' cellphones.

so I was living in a lil pay-as-you-go apartment downtown last summer....

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Paying for it out the ass

A term to describe when you eat a Pizza Pop and all of a sudden you notice it's filling landing on your lap. Thus the expression, "Paying for it out the ass".

Person A:
"Oh god you microwaved those for 4 minutes!"
Person B:
"Yeah, so what?"
Person A:
"Jesus, will you ever be paying for it out the ass."
Person B:
"OH MY GOD IT HIT MY CROTCH!"

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A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe

What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.

$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.

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i’ll pay you back later.

i won’t pay you back and you can go fuck yourself.

hey bro, could you pick up the check? i’ll pay you back later.

you get what you pay for

Cheap ass people who refuse to pay for quality and/or experience always end up buying super cheap goods or services below the 'it's too good to be true' mark. Then when said goods break, fall apart, stop working, or they are not happy with the service they were promised, they are genuinely surprised and will bitch to anyone within hearing distance of them that they got 'ripped off'.

Literal meaning: if you buy a cheap product or service, 9 times out of 10 you will be disappointed as it will not live up to your (unrealistic) expectations. Get a clue and start buying quality stuff!

Sucker: "Dude, i got this Rolex Submariner for only $150 bucks off some black dude in the French Quarter. I can't believe my luck! Look at this bad boy, I'm gonna get all the pussy with this watch!"

Sucker's friend: "Dude, your wrist is turning green... and look at the face of the watch, it's crooked."

Sucker: "What the---, I think I got beat out of $150. This piece of shit prolly aint worth $5!"

Sucker's friend: "Well, you know what they say... you get what you pay for. Sucker!! hahahahahaha!!"

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nobody ever pays me in gum

something said when a person feels left out of a situation; when a bunch of other people get something and one person is left out; refers to trident layers commercial

John- hey Jill you look awesome today

Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself

Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!

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