Pen-Y-Lan

A place in Cardiff where the locals are very mixed, while some enjoy such diverse passtimes as drinking, abusing drugs, and fighting, others are posh wankers

Man#1 : Shall we go to Pen-Y-Lan?

Man#2 : fuck yeh let’s get trolleyed followed by a maccies!

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You're a push pen

This is a metaphor that means when somebody pushes your buttons, you come out. (When someone gets you mad, you fully rage.)

Brendan is a push pen
You're a push pen

poison-pen writer

one who writes write-ups full of malice, slander, etc.

Poison-pen writers are an execrable lot.

pen-y-cae

a village in wrexham full of chavs, druggies, pikees and alkies... If u walk through there at night dont expect to keep your watch. Fucking chavs

look at those fuckin twats over there...
aye theyre from pen-y-cae , fuckin pikees

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Play pen pirate

An older person that is dating someone under 13.

Eddie is a play pen pirate, his girl cant get into a PG-13 movie.

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Monkeys in the dark with pens

A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."

Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.

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Dab Pen Boi

When your friend or loved one gets addicted with THC oil and never shows up to anything. (ie school classes, sports)

*claims to have bragging rights of using pen in school*

Student 1: Hey where’s Dab Pen Boi At? I even saw him at school today?
Student 2: Idk probably ripping his dab pen in the bathroom somewhere.

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