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The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.
Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.
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Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
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1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise
2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.
3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!
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It literally means that someone will give you the details of something, but is usually just someone trying to give you the runaround.
"What happened with you and your girlfriend?"
"I'll pencil you in later."
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When a woman lifts her legs up in the air showing her flesh hole to you like a slice of warm pecan pie. You than proceed to hoist your self above her and penetrate the flesh hole while slowly twisting your cock and body 360 degrees, repeatedly, to simulate the sharpening of a pencil.
Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.
Somthing you write a definition for when you want to get it on a mug.
Please keep this definition because I want it and am selling "pencils 25 cents each".
A Pencil in the hallway is when a man with a small to average sized penis engages in intercourse with a woman with a loose vagina.
"After she had her fifth kid, intercourse to her husband was like throwing a pencil down a hallway."
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