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When you thank someone for something they haven't done yet, usually in an annoying sing-songy voice
Make sure you get the seedless watermelon. Thank you, please.
Hey babe, can you hand me that roll toilet paper? Thank you, pleeeease.
In saying that there is no way in hell someone is correct about what they are saying.
(a man says) "Yea I'm richer then Opra" "Picka poka please, no way in hell you are richer"
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When you are really embarrassed about something you say kill me please.
Person A- Oh my God he just saw you do that!
Person B- OMG KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!
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Saying or writing "Please and thank you" at the end of a request can be a sensible shorthand between an aging parent and a loving son, daughter or grandchild. The more old people depend on the busy young, the more important it is for the elderly not to waste time with extended exchanges so 'please and thank you' is an assumption, based on previous familial knowledge, that a simple request will be carried out without requiring a reply.
"Hi darling - could you pick up a book from the library - please and thank you - luvmum" to which the usual reply is "Yup, can do . . . luv" Two short emails, no time wasted and a request fulfilled. If all dealings with the elderly were as simple and as kind, it would be a happier world.
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The act of giving a hand job while your fingers are covered in dorito dust.
"Why is johns cock so orange?" "Oh, he must have just recived a cheese n please."
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A phrase many african americans use when referring to making someone else look silly while playing sports or competing.
Jamal- That white kid can barely even dribble
Tavon- I'll go out there and play him
Jamal- Do him please
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When a face palm does not cut it.
Voting for obama was so fucking stupid shoot me please.
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