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Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers
You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
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"Get away from me"
or
"no!"
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A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.
Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.
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When you place your hands into your pockets and have a little fiddle with you Willy.
Ryan: "Hey check out this pic of a hot chick"
*BANG* - a noise can be heard from a seperate cubicle in the work place.
Ryan: "What was that noise?"
Byron: "It was Nick playing pocket ball"
Example: 2
Ryan: "Look at that dude with his hands in his pockets! jiggling around"
Nathan: "Yeah he is playing pocket ball"
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When you decide to save a delicious piece of chocolate for later so you put it in your pocket, only to later realize said piece of chocolate melted and left your pocket a chocolate-y mess.
Aw man, my Reese's Cup melted and now I have chocolate pocket.
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Pocket Nazi
Noun:
1. A small minded person with limited imagination whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify.
Identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as 'best practice'.
2. A mechanical person kept in the pocket. Usually placed on a table, and, once a battery has been inserted (orifice of choice), proceeds to march around, salute and make unreasonable demands.
3. A politician or public relations manager.
4. A small dried dog turd kept in the pocket and used as a worry bead.
General Definition:
Commonly used in reference to politicians, pubic relations workers, government employees, traffic wardens, volunteer managers, shopping centre security guards and social workers.
General use includes any person who, having been given the tiniest amount of responsibility, then begins to engage in behaviour likely to result in limiting the rights of others under the pretext of acting for the common good.
Origin:
Originally a Buddhist symbol of peace and kept on one's person on a chain or in a pocket, the German Nazi party adopted and adapted the image by reversing it and the swastika became mis-associated and interpreted as an image of oppression and racism.
The term 'pocket nazi' refers to the oppressive characteristics of people who should not be given any position of authority since their behaviour immediately becomes reminiscent of authoritarian dictators.
Usage:
"Christ what a pocket nazi."
"Are you the pocket nazi from the government?"
"Fuck-off you pocket nazi!"
Partial phrases useful for identifying possible pocket nazis:
"I think you will all agree with me that....."
"There is no doubt that vulnerable sections of our community...."
"Oi... what do you think yur doin then?"
"We all appreciate your efforts and believe you understand that the hard choices before us..."
"Excuse me sir..."
"Sign here, please"
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Is someone who takes peoples money or valuables out their pockets or purses.
Did you see that pick pocket, he got arrested.
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1. (N) Cavity in which an LCD or flat screen television is Installed.
2. (N) Cavity in a woman which receives male semen.
3. (N) Cavity in any animal ( Cow, pig, sheep, duct , etc.)Which receives male semen.
4. (N) Any hole in any object capable of receiving male jizz
My girlfriends sister sucked my cum out of her sister’s plasma pocket after I filled her up.
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