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Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight February 20, 2016


Poison Arrow

If I were to say to you, "can you keep a secret?"
Would you know just what to do or where to keep it?
Then I say, "I love you", foul the situation
Hey girl, I thought we were the right combination
Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid, Cupid
You think you're smart, stupid, stupid
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
No rhythm in cymbals, no tempo in drums
Love on arrival, she comes when she comes
Right on the target but wide of the mark
What I thought was fire was only the spark
The sweetest melody

Is an unheard refrain
So lower your sights, yeah
But raise your aim, raise your aim

Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid, Cupid
You think you're smart, stupid, stupid
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
I thought you loved me, but it seems you don't care
I care enough to know, I can never love you
Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid
You think you're smart, that's stupid
Right from the start when you knew we would part
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart, heart, heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow

by Death Menace May 11, 2023


LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING

Our society METH addictions is do serious that is PANDEMIC where CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION was at time a full pledge addict till her LIFE was almost snuffed out.

The problem I ran into as a lot of HOMOSEXUAL men to be honest with you are so uncomfortable with their orientation they turn to alcohol and drugs to BUFFER being GAY by using an excuse at the HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES as "do you party" , as my problem as I don't so they got paranoid or played this blackmail game on me as JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE but a lot of these people have dirty palaces too but it is.a LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING due to the fact at one time they leaned on ADDICTED CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION as an alibi to use METH and other narcotics where there was LAX POLICE AUTHORITY which now that it has the BOOMERANG EFFECT as CELINE us not METH or for that matter DRUG FRIENDLY anymore but this MATTHEW SHEPPARD came up to me just to be spiteful at STARBUCKS as it was decided by the place as MAHA ua lying deceitful BITCH a as the LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING of their TRESPASS GAME is now on full gear in a supposed more sophisticated place but I say STARBUCKS just entered the ring at CASTRO CUBA of tarnishing SILICON VALLEY with their stupidity SPITE as the " ALONE" game was nothing more than a game of EXCLUSION which is the entire story of the LAS VEGAS BLOOD POISONING that I hope smarter people can stop this menacing spiteful behavior I endured this morning at KEVIN R. JOHNSON'S stumping grounds.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 9, 2021


poison taco

A sex position in which the woman leaves her vagina sweaty after exercise and has her man go down on her.

"Dude, my girlfriend totally game me a poison taco last night after she came back from the gym!"

by Slokko August 24, 2014


Data Poisoning

When your social skills, personality and mental/physical health are heavily affected due to spending way too much time on your PC and never stepping out of the house.

I used to have data poisoning but then I felt the light of the sun

by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021


Poison Peddler

A Derogatory term used to describe drug dealer

That poison peddler saved us tax-payer money by giving the police a new undercover car!

by ls500fan August 21, 2022


Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. April 16, 2018