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Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019


Popsicle Dick

A dick thats average in length, but thin otherwise.

My boyfriend has a popsicle dick

by LoWadic0 December 2, 2017


Punjabi Popsicle

when a man shits in a condom, freezes it, and then the woman uses it as a dildo

Stacy used my Punjabi Popsicle that iImade last night!

by hilesmiggins February 18, 2016


mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 7, 2018


German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021


German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021


virginia popsicle

you stick your dick in the freezer until that shit is hard af and then u stick it in you girl's anus.

Ty received a whopping virginia popsicle from Michael Fong.

by bitchdong6969 October 23, 2017