Pre-condiment

The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

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pre-pussing

A term used between bros while trying to sweet talk a girl in hopes of having future sexual activities with her.

Guy: "Yeah man ive been pre-pussing this bitch all night I think it might be my lucky day"
Other Guy: "Sick bro you have her right where you want her. Now go give her what she wants ;)"

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Pre-bless

The act of 'blessing' somebody before they sneeze, if you can't be bothered waiting for them to actually let it out

Bob opens his mouth, about to sneeze.
Bob: "Aaaa...Aahhhh...!"
Bill: "Bless you!"
Bob: "Choooooo!"
Bob: "Ahaha thanks for the pre-bless there :)"

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pre-damn

before something bad happens or you can tell whats going to happen in the near future

pre-damn! Its going to blow-up.

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pre-heat

stocking the pantry full of munchies prior to getting "baked." (high as fuck).

larry: dude i got this new piece today, since it's 4/20. wanna go try it out?

andrew melvin: yeah man but did you pre-heat the oven?

larry: helllll yeah, niggy. i got captain crunch, chips ahoy, cheetos, peanut butter and all day hawaiin punch.

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Pre-school

The perfect place to pick you new bride

Why don’t you pick up a new bride at the Pre-school Ackbar?

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pre-edrinkulate

When you get too drunk a day before the actual big party you have been so excited for.

Hey Kace! Are you coming to Randall's big bash tonight?

I don't know man, I got too wasted last night. I'm so mad, I've been excited for this party for weeks.

Oh, you pre-edrinkulated hey?

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