bike pump

When two guys called Dave tape their cock ends together, lubricate, and take turns stroking the afformentioned double lengthed penises until each ejaculate in each others japs eyes.

"Hey Dave, fancy a bike pump?"

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Doodie Pumps

It is a word that is used to describe that friend with a big chin that loves to drink way to much beer.

Friend: Oh man do you want to talk about it.

You: Na man, just stop being a doodie pumps.

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Proton Pump

The pump of a penis so small it barely goes a centimeter

Oh my god Becky, Devon was proton pumping me last night.

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Banana Pumping

The art of biting off the tip of a banana, then proceeding to squeeze out the flesh as one would consume Go-Gurt.

I didn't want to get my hands messy, so I resorted to banana pumping.

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pump the porpoise

slang term meaning to masterbate

when i get home i'm gonna pump the porpoise tonight!

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Jerk Pump

The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.

Jerking- Style of dance

Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing

(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"

*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*

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lil pump

A shithole person who writes songs about Gucci

I wanna fuck Lil Pump

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