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When a stripper puts your head between her two fake/augmented boobs and administers an indirect punch to your face through one of her tits. In other words:
Stripper puts your head in her cleavage, stripper punches breast, breast punches you, you've been stripper punched.
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When a man tucks his genitalia behind his thighs, as if making a mangina, then proceeds to punch himself in his new-found FUPA, creating the appearance of punching himself in the testicles.
In an attempt to win a bet to punch himself in the testicles, Mike performed the tuck and punch to win the bet unscathed.
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When a person talks to you and their breath is so bad, as soon as you smell it, your face naturally reacts as if you were punched by Kimbo Slice.
"He came up to talk to me and the next thing I knew i was breath punched."
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A misheard of "Falcon Punch". Making the move sounds even more intimidating.
Kirby got Captain Falcon's ability and Fucking Punched everyone in there faces.
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drink that contains dark rum, cognac, grapefruit juice and orange juice.
get your hands off my Florida Punch!
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An effective means of fighting a non-male; this involves puching a non-male directly in the vagina aka (taco)
Dude I was totally geting my ass kicked my Amanda untill i taco punched her. now all thats left is smoldering tampon.
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A 'midget punch' is when you are so incredibly pissed at someone, the only way to take it out on them is to have a midget with a step stool come up, punch them in the face, laugh, and run away with the step stool
You are so effin retarded that you deserve a midget punch.
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