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word ratio

the amount of how much you text vs. how much the other person texts

this word ratio sucks. he never responds wtf

by jennykim October 24, 2017


dirty ratio

A move where a man, usually a Bulgarian takes down his pants while doing a handstand and starting a golden shower on the other guy's head

Bro, I did a dirty ratio with your sis last night and she was mad

by Bulga July 12, 2023


Perfect Ratio

When a woman or a man has a balance of a good ass and legs.

My girls has the perfect ratio

by Deputy Dumpling November 20, 2020


Lawsuit Ratio

Similar to common Accounting Ratios used in Financial Analysis, the Lawsuit Ratio allows for a sufficient evaluation of a decision based on legal risk related to gains. It can be evaluated in a qualitative or quantitative way, and is calculated by using the formula:

Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains

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Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)

As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.

a. Because Jeff Bezos is an aggressive egg head and uses data for bad things, he had to settle out of court with William Sonoma.

Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products

Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!

b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).

Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings

LR = 0 :)

by ovo1bro August 10, 2023


Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 26, 2019


Ravioli Ratio

The ravioli ratio is used for dining at restaurants to figure out if their ravioli dish is worth buying. For some reason lots of restaurants skimp on raviolis or over charge I have solved this problem by using this ratio. The ratio is figured out by asking the waiter how many raviolis come in the dish and diving that buy the price. If the ratio is over say $4-5 per ravioli then don’t buy it, not worth it and way over priced. The golden ratio is $3 per ravioli or under if you get lucky. Keep in mind there are small,medium(regular) and giant ravioli sizes. For small use $2 per ravioli as the landmark and for large or giant use $5 per ravioli as the landmark regular is $3.

Excuse me waiter, what is your ravioli ratio?

Waiter: “it’s $4.5 per ravioli sir”

by Bhamel March 25, 2024


Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014