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Noun: The recipe you follow when you do not have the necessary materials or ingredients for the regular recipe, i.e. wrapping a container in a plastic baggie when it calls for plastic wrap on top, using powdered eggs when you don't have any real ones, etc.
Girl: Hey, Mom, we don't have any powdered sugar to make these cookies with.
Mom: It's okay, just put some regular sugar in the blender, we'll use the redneck recipe.
A Redneck version of Eggs Benedict. Instead of half of an English muffin, topped with Canadian Bacon, a poached egg and Hollandaise sauce there is half a biscuit, topped with a sausage patty, fried egg and gravy. Despite it's Southern Origins and use of pork, it is fast becoming a favorite in North East Jewish Communities.
Once again David sneaked out of Brookline to enjoy some Redneck Benny in Dorchester before his Hebrew lessons.
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redneck sledding: the act of using cardboard to slide down hills (usually at overpasses) in the absence of snow.
Given the lack of snow and elevation change in the South, Rednecks had to improvise. Therefore cardboard is used to break the friction co-efficient of dry grass on the side of interstate highway overpasses, usually accompanied by screams of YEEE-HAW!
Hey Bubba, after you finish skinning that armadillo, let's take the box your above-ground pool came in and head to the overpass for some redneck sledding!
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Slices of ham slathered with cream cheese and wrapped around a piece of picked okra, it is then cut up as if you would a sushi roll. Serve with other pickled foods.
Jill says, "real sushi tastes like pussy," but she eats the hell out of that Redneck Sushi her Daddy makes for Thanksgiving.
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A space heater or any portable indoor heating device.
Ya'll I'm cold. Plug up that redneck fireplace, ya hear?
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Any full size American truck with lift kits that raise the truck to annoying heights.
"Did you see that Holly got a new F150?" "Yeah, she put a 36" lift kit on it, its a real Redneck Battleship now"
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A drink made with cheap tequila and Mountain Dew.
1st Guy: "Dude, I only have 10 bucks"
2nd Guy: "That's enough for a bottle of Tequila and a bottle of Mountain Dew.
Together: "Redneck Margarita Night."
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