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When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.
Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."
When you get so high that you can't get out of the car.
(The reversal of the Lamborghini scene in Wolf of Wall Street)
Dude, I smoked too much and totally reverse belforted. I was stuck in there for 10 minutes.
The Reverse Belfort
When you buy a brand new car and some fuckass commits grand theft auto immediately after.
Unlucky Guy 1: "Fuck man, I really just walked outside to realize somebody pulled a reverse Oprah on me..."
Kinda Sad Guy 2: Sorry dude.
The opposite of "simba-ed". Instead of the male using his thumb to smear his load onto the female, the female uses her thumb to wipe either the males load or her own juices onto the males forehead.
1-"did you have sex with him last night?"
2-"yeah, And he tried to simba me, but I reverse simba-ed him first!"
When you set the man’s beard on fire and the woman squirts on his face to put it out and then he spits it in her face and shouts “you don’t have enough badges to train me”
I’m going to reverse charzarding you tonight
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When management tasks are completed by personnel that are typically under a manager who was responsible for the tasks but failed to do them in a timely manner.
Steve had to complete the reports just hours before they were due for the meeting that was planned months in advance because his manager had spent the last few months procrasturbating. Thanks to Steve's Reverse Management the meeting was able to proceed and the company didn't look like a sack of dicks at the meeting..only his manager looked like a sack of dicks. Steve is underpaid :(
When a chick becomes a dude, has an Add-a-dick-to-me
Some chick in my office wants to pull a Reverse Jenner and become a dude.