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The perfect man, someone intelligent, handsome and strong, without trying.
Everybody says they want him, but they really don’t.
Totally single, because girls prefer bad boys.
“Will you choose Mr. Right ?”
“Not really, I prefer bad boys”.
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Typically known as the gay ear. Most gay people pierce the right ear rather than the left.
“Yo I just got my right ear pierced!”
“That’s the gay ear...”
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something white people say after claiming black people sabotage themselves.
black person: *exists*
racist white person: black on black crime is the real issue. blacks kill eachother every day. but BLM right?
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The time waking someone up is acceptable. Happens after the price is right is over. After the price is right is over it is acceptable to wake someone up.
Hey dick what are you doing waking me up? The price is right is still on.
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A term that is used by a man in an argument to prove that his point is indeed correct. It is over ruling over any women that may be present at the time.
Guy: Pi is equal to exactly three
Girl: No Pi is equal to 3.141591653589793
Guy: I think you'll find that I am man right about this
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term,adv. a term used to ask if anyone wants to smoke marijuana . If you're left you want to be left out. If you are right, you will be right there.
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mostly written by gretchen, TO THE RIGHT NOW is where h0b0s come and celebrate. mainly it’s EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, and riri who talk bevause marre and everyone else have left us for a real life in the OUTSIDE WORLD. Sophia makes random calls and makes fun of her dog (as a joke ofc). she cannot find her iPad currently and is dying. gretchen is a big h0b0 who LOOOOOOVESSSSSSS POKE. EPiK is an UKian who enjoys staying up till like 5am talking to us Americans! (EPiK and Sophia are TAKEN, please see SophiaXEpik). riri is a gURL who is in LOVE with Theodore. they even went on a couple of DATES! she is basically Mariah Carey but sings MUCH better! all she wants for Christmas is you (only if teddy is reading this). marre is a boy who has no life and loves spending his time on a ROBLOX game, Moonlight’s! (ew) (he’s taken by Jennha, so no hitting him up, gals!) Poke is the president there, everyone else has history there. JOJO SIWAAAA WONT LET THE HATERS GET THEIR WAY, IMMA COME BACK LIKE A BOOMERANGGGGG. all the members; EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, riri, Poke, Hannah, marre(ll), Mina, Lily, and gISELE. Gretchen, Marrell and RieRie (Riri) just LOVE to torture Epik and Sophia. This is an S.O.S from Sophia, PLEASE SEND HELP to our holy Discord group chat. We also have GretchxPoke, the lovely sex partners! ;)))) This chat is too weird for you, go away.
TO THE RIGHT NOW is superficial and terrific!!!!!
*Oh look, TO THE RIGHT NOW, is amazing! I wanna be JUST LIKE THEM WHEN I GROW UP!*
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