the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish
Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.
Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.
“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”
“Bros a salmon expert”
When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.
Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.
/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.
It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.
Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.
She received the salmon salad.
An 80s actor who looks like a fish
Rick Salmon lives on the east coast