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When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.
I know she would be down for the texas two scoop
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This is also a car game. The objective is to spot a mini cooper and yell mini coupe scoop as you scoop whoever is in the cars breast. You may scoop a man as well as a woman. This game is related to punch buggy and pt cruiser bruiser.
Mike - "Hey Josh, look over there!"
Josh - "Where?!"
Mike - "HAHA MINI COUPE SCOOP!"
-Scoops-
Josh - "Ahh you piece of sh**!!!"
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A word used for emphasizing actions that would otherwise be normal. Many forms of "Scoop de woop" are known such as Scoop de Mutha fuckin' woop, Scoop de Black Magic woop, Scoop de bopolis, Scoopin', and many more forms
For example...
Ian: Hey Dahn lets play some Halo 3
*Dahn throws a grenade at an opponent*
Dahn: SCOOP DE WOOP!
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After farting, this is the act of scooping the fart and throwing it into a friend's face forcing the odor to his or her senses long before it would normally reach them.
Person 1: "Oh man, I just farted. You wan't a sugar cone or waffle cone?"
Person 2: "Dude, that's disgusting, get away from me."
Person 1: "Two scoops of chocolate coming right up."
*Proceed to scoop fart into face of friend, thereby delivering the Ice Cream Scoop.*
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1. Descriptor for a male/female that you think is hot stuff.
2. Can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn't look bad and you would take home, but wouldn't tell anyone about later.
"Check out two scoops over there in the red sweater."
"Check the hottie over in the corner."
"Man, she's definately only one scoop at best."
"I asked Jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn't date people who aren't any scoops."
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1. Tiny breast.
2. The poor excuse for A cups made by pale asian women.
My two scoops are better than your. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can fuck you, but I have to charge.
I can fit 2 scoops in my mouth. Damn, that's not a lot.
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A phrase coined by Rollo Tomassi to describe form of mate guarding wherein a woman will deliberately attempt to make her husband or significant other physically unattractive to other women, by giving him more food, unhealthy food, or convincing him that he doesn't need to maintain is physique.
I think my girl is trying to lock me down bro. She knows I hate to waste food but, i've noticed she's been feeding me more carbs lately, y'know that extra scoop of rice on my plate.