Dead Seal Crawl

1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.

2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.

1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.

2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.

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Soda Seal Bracelets

also known as fuck-me bracelets

When the top of a soda bottle cap's blue seal is taken out. Then the middle is removed, and the bracelet is stretched to fit around one's wrist.

If you're wearing one and someone rips it off, it means you have to do the dirty with them.

I don't wear soda seal bracelets, they'd make me look like a skank.

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Navy Seals Accuracy

When you spray and pray and miss 15 shots but still manage to land 1 headshot and kill the other guy

15 MISSES
1 HIT

>NAVY SEALS ACCURACY

navy seal texting

When texting on a phone with a loud button press tone or sound.

*beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beep*

"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."

*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."

canadian seal hunt

Finding a girl with an incredibly hairy pussy.

This weekend me and the boys are going to collect pelts on a great Canadian seal hunt

[Rim] seal fire

The circular flame associated with an ignited loss of containment of highly flammable gas following a spice crazed soirée at the local Indian.

Man, did you see Neville the other night? He had a vindaloo and 8 pints of Cobra. Debbie forced him to shove a cork in it, but the seal failed just as he bent over to tie his laces by the smoking shelter. The source of ignition caught the cloud and flashed back to source. It was a full blown rim seal fire!

SEAL Team Six

(v): to go ballistic on, get crazy with, destroy, or be a general badass

man, i brought that chick home last night and went SEAL team Six on her ass" or "man, that chicken head got so slobbery on my knob that I Seal Team Sixed her right in the face!" or "my car broke down for the last time, I'm gonna go SEAL Team Six on that shit!

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