Semen Tsunami

The results of the first wank after No Nut November.

I survived the month, now prepare for the semen Tsunami.

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Gay semen

A kid who is very gay

Gay semen likes men

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Semen Seagal

This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.

Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.

Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?

Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.

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Semen Demon

Any child under 2 and a half.

So I showed up to my friends house and his two year old’s screaming and crying. I took one look at him and said “Nice semen demon you got there.”

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Semen demon

Whore who is on her period

This whore was such a semen demon she was on her period but still needed my baby gravy

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black semen

The type of semen that a man gets from eating black ipod nanos.

"Dude I have black semen, but I didn't eat any nanos."

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Semen Demon

Semen Demon Woman who appears possessed as she gives head usually during drug fueled orgies. Insatiable appetite for cum.

Went to the party and Kathy turned into a real Semen demon on every dude there.

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