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A Shaft Shimmer is another name for a handjob. This term was coined by Garrett.
Zach - last night totally got a Shaft Shimmer last night behind Gus'
A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.
We hit the shaft of damocles last night. Cost us $2 and hits like no other.
The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.
"Man I was so horny and hungry last night, gave myself orange shaft!"
When she slurp on that shaft like it’s corn on the cob
Damn mommy it’s 4th of July why don’t you give me some slurp shaft
The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.
My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.
The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.
My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.
Verb:
The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!