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land shark

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.

by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004

1514๐Ÿ‘ 714๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.

Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark

by Cream fish December 2, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.

I just released a corn shark back into the wild.

by David Hastie December 15, 2004

59๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drugnulla Sharks

Drugnulla Sharks We do drugs and get caught all the time.

We are drugnulla sharks because in 2016 we used drugs to win the a premiership because that's how desperate we are.

by Tom Trbojevic May 31, 2020


Shit shark

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)

WHAT A FUCKING SHIT SHARK

by Thiccthanos420 April 25, 2020


Trench Shark

A shark that is covered in yellow trench tape. Normally very small and made out of rubber. Related to Tร˜P's new album Trench.

Person 1: Yo that shark is really cool.

Person 2: Its Trench Shark, he came from Dema.

by I.am.big.smart November 25, 2018


flipping the shark

Tranaitive Verb; The act of putting a woman into a trance like state and sexually submissive state through the discovery of a sensual or sexual action (hair pulling, fingers in her mouth, gentle biting of her neck etc.) towards her that causes said trance/sexually submissive state which is similar to the state of a shark when flipped upside down.

Last night with Brittany, I was flipping the shark by putting my fingers in her mouth to suck on! Her eyes rolled back in her head! That's interesting Bob because I flipped the shark with Ariel by pulling her long blond hair back hard. Flipping the shark is fun once you get the hang of it.

by absolutseth May 13, 2015