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Your worst fucking nightmare created in the firey pits of hell its so horrifying that the creator of it fears it
It can end friendships in a matter of seconds
Me : IM GONNA WIN
friend: yeah you are *throws blue shell*
Me : N○●□○○♤□◇¿●♡♧●》☆*pain*
V1: Unfair item on mario kart. Used by assholes that try to steal your first place.
V2: Homing item on Mario Kart that destroys da player on first place. People thinks it's very unfair, but it was created for BALANCING THE FRICCIN GAME
1: That Blue Shell Hit the player in front me! How luck, now i'm first!
2: I got Blue Shelled by that player?! How unfair is the Blue Shell on this game.
When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole
I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell
your skull but you can’t think of the word skull so you say brain shell
your brain shell is your skull. it’s very important. pls don’t break your brain shell
ur skull when u don’t want to say your skull
“You’re brain shell is the bone around your brain” said the health teacher, “what’s a brain shell again teacher?” “your skull” he said.
(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.
- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.
"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."