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Shirt pants is an insult aimed at people with a basic or plain style, shirt and pants wearing people, who critique those whose style is more "extra".
Oh you don't like my outfit? What you got on shirt pants? Hmm, a shirt and pants? How creative.
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A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.
A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.
Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!
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Tight shirts worn by women which causes people to stare at their boobs.
I'm failing class because I'm too distracted by the teacher's tit shirts.
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"On a shirt" or "put that on a shirt" or "THAT ON A SHIRT".
These phrases mean that the shit goes hard.
They also mean that its true, or clever.
So clever, cool, or true that you would indeed put it on a shirt and wear it.
This term was made by me and i live in florida so you can call it florida slang my fellow jits lmao.
"Bro what should our clan name be on Call of duty?"
"Uhh... OH! name it, *insert cool name*"
"Dude thats sounds cool AF if it was On a shirt bro."
I came up with this cause i wanted to come up with a cool name for sumn and i was like that would look cool on a shirt too.
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When some one does or says something stupid or dumb and makes no sense...
“Hey bro I feel like Jamies Winston is a better QB than Tom Brady”....give me yo shirt for saying that 👕🤏🏽 shirt pull there shirt
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you should take his hand or he will kill you
?????: i'm the shirt man, take my hand
Kelly: no
?????: then u must DIE
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An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."
Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."
Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.
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