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When a horror film quickly jump cuts to a close up, usually paired with a large sound.
I'm pissed that Paramount changed the ending of Paranormal Activity to a shock shot. The internet original wrapped up everything so nicely...no room for them to run the series into the ground.
The surprise received when receiving an excessive phone bill. Most common with the recently popular smartphones and their data intensive internet capabilities.
Steve: "I got my charges for my new iPhone plan the other day and suffered major bill shock!"
A turtle shell that has been cracked when it falls of a 100 foot drop or when it rots away after a few years.
"Oh no! Look! A turtle's shell has been shell shocked!"
The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.
" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"
similar to the original shocker
except you put two in the pink
and two in the stink.
"dude that girl is going to live long and prosper, I gave her the spock shock last night. "
to perform a "shocker" Captain Falcon style.
Girl: "Oh Captin Falcon, give it to me"
Captain Falcon: (wind up) "FALCON SHOCK"
What happens when, after finding a new daily webcomic and spending a week reading the archives, you realise that there is no next comic, and you will have to wait 24 hours for the next one. Has been known to produce a catatonic states.
I got right into Sluggy Freelance, and started reading the old comics. 2 weeks later, I finished reading the archives. Man, I went into total comic shock. It wasn't pretty.