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A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."
When you blackout and your subconscious takes over and before you know it you have 3 shopping bags in each hand and someone "stole" all the money in your wallet. Basically shopping and spending a ton of money and not remembering any of it
All of a sudden i was standing outside of Forever 21 and realized i just black-shopped.
The Reject shop is a shop you never go into unless you are at your last resort.
Whenever you pass it is lawful to make the joke "That is where you were born"
"Hey Dan look it's your birthplace, The Reject Shop"
When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.
Dude ! I know you were slop shopping last night your couch smells like cheese curds and panda shit.
When one goes on Haul and spends 3 hrs looking at cute outfits.
"Gurl, I forgot to study, I was busy window shopping on Haul." ;)
When people go shopping for one or two definitive items and only browse two or three certain shops they know that item will be in then leave quickly and swiftly.
i only need a small shop.
When college students go to the grocery store and end up buying more booze than groceries.
Hey guys, I just got back from boozery shopping. Let's party!