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What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.
Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.
It’s shopping with no chance of buying anything. So, you put your hands in your pocket, so the store associates get the hint to leave you alone to browse.
I had to get some ideas of what I want for Christmas. So I went to a few stores to do some pocket shopping.
"Mate, you're looking rather tense, get yourself down the poke shop"
A major bus stop that contains shops nearby.
Many bus stop termini is usually called Suburb Shops.
Taking something from a store that doesn't have a tag on it.
Where'd you get that ring?
Free at Forever 21 dude. No tag shopping all the way.
another way of saying “oh well”
“omg i just lost my expensive ring”
“well bitches be shopping”
1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
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a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."