Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

Shoveling The Cotton

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.

Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

Shovel pp

A shovel pp is a penis that picks up snow.

I have a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp

Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

Booger Shovel

Another name for a fingernail

Get that booger shovel out of your nose before you stab yourself in the brain.