Operation Shovel

Operation Shovel is where Person A lubes up a spoon with a lot of lube, then enter the lubed spoon vaginally or anally into Person B or themselves. Once they hit prostate, or G-spot, Person A then yell,"I struck gold. YARG!!"

Person A: Ready for Operation Shovel
Person B: Yes!
Person A after hitting the G-Spot: I STRUCK GOLD!!!! YARG!!"

Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

Booger Shovel

Another name for a fingernail

Get that booger shovel out of your nose before you stab yourself in the brain.

chip shovels

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite

" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "

Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

Shovel pp

A shovel pp is a penis that picks up snow.

I have a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp

put down the shovel

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel