a female with very large hands and a very large appetite
" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "
A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.
john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"
mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"
(Phrase)
When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.
Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.
Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.
Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.
Another name for a fingernail
Get that booger shovel out of your nose before you stab yourself in the brain.