Shut the bitch up.

What only the coolest people say. So much cooler than shut the ______ (any other word here) up. As made popular by Couri Leuschner. Used mainly by pimps like him.

Hey, bitch.
I'm not your bitch.
HEY, SHUT THE BITCH UP.

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Shut Up T

A phrase originating in West St. Louis, made famous by the underground freestyle rapper, skiptomyreu. Best used when someone says something either extremely idiotic or is an ass. For full effect, drag out the T in a high pitched voice.

T: Guess what I'm doing right now.
Greg: What?
T: Your mom! Hahaha!
Greg: Shut Up T

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Israelian Shut-eye

After a long night of drinking and witnessing a friend pass out drunk, one male then ejaculates on the friend's eyelids therein creating a binding link between eyelashes. After several hours after the ejaculation, the liquid welds the eye shut making it nearly impossible for the friend to open their eyes the following morning.

Mark got hammered last night and had sex with an ugly chick so I gave him an Israelian shut-eye so he wouldnt have to see her the next morning.

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Shut Up T

A phrase used to imply that one should shut their mouth, regardless of whether the person being spoken to is named "T" or not.

"I, Greg, am a super stud."
"No you're not, Shut Up T."

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Shut your facebook!

A term of derision toward people naive enough to be entangled in proprietary systems like Facebook, or expect you to follow them there.

(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)

You expect ME to sign up with Yahoo! just so I can see your holiday photos?! Shut your facebook!

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shut your cock

shut up; shut your mouth

"I'm not talking to you mate, shut your fucking cock."

"I'm trying to make a serious point here, shut your cock."

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Shut-Yo-Oh

Term used when your about to cap (make fun of) some one.

Shut-yo-oh <insert comment here> lookin' ass up.

Shut-yo-oh umpa lumpa lookin' ass up

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