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A sport designed for people who like the cold, hills and exercise induced asthma. Some find it fun, but for most it closely resembles some form of personal hell. It is very common to have some type of traumatic childhood experience associated with a forest, the cold, exhaustion and having wooden boards strapped to your feet. Although frequently associated with old people, and knits, it is the second most popular winter sport globally. The vast majority of racers are men.
Oh yeah, and it also is the sport that produces the most fit athletes. Period.
Person 1: Hey want to go cross country skiing?
Person 2: HELL NO! When I was 12, my mom took me cross country skiing, and it was so hard and tiring and I almost died. I swore I would NEVER do that again.
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A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.
John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!
Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.
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A girl, typically rich and blonde found working at a local ski resort in Sweden or Norway who lives off her parents money and sleeps with all the local skiers.
"Hey bro I was thinking of asking Jani on a date"
"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."
A very "hood" way to make to make a living, By robbing anything that makes money.
Curtis: How did u afford to have me mom?
Curtis's Mom: Ski mask way hun....now eat your broccoli
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This is a long in-depth process, but it's totally worth it!
The guy drinks alot of water or what not for several days, but does not piss. It will hurt and be very hard to pull off, but just go with it.
Eventually when he can't hold it any longer, the girl begins to pleasure him and while he is on his back and about to cum she sits repeatedly on his abdomen to force him to urinate while he is trying to jizz. The force on the stomach will cause to pee stream to shoot up in the air. The pain is simply Elysian.
Dude I went three days without taking a piss but it was so worth it when my ho jet ski'd me in a carnal fury.
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A code word for when girls are on their period and people are around and are in need of a pad or tampon or something of that sort.
Aubre:"Hey Victoria you don't look soo good are you ok?"
Victoria:"NO!! I'm dying Blue Skies started today I want to kill everyone and everything"
Aubre:"I'll go get you so chocolate and a tampon"
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Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.
I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.
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