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Sleeping Wang

When you set in a weird spot for so long that your dick and balls fall asleep. Also referred to as Sleeping Moby in some cases

He sat on the edge of that chair so long that he got a Sleeping Wang

by Fred123454321 November 6, 2019


crispy sleep

Crisp sleep is the sensual clean crisp FIRST sleep in your new/clean bedding.

The wife cleaned the bedding and I'm in for a CRISPY SLEEP tonight..!!!

by Ready for a crispy sleep... March 12, 2009


Sleep Paralysis

Some fuck ass state where you can't move even when some bitch boy is fucking default dancing over you

I got sleep paralysis again

by Marcksjs November 14, 2021


sleep candy

A slang term for PCP. Commonly found in the mid-west area of the United States.

That sucka be all up on that sleep candy

by zelbereth May 24, 2008


Sleep Sluggin'

When two people strip, they then fill a one person sleeping bag with petroleum jelly. They then both enter the one person sleeping bag and wiggle around on the floor sometimes leaving slug trails. Can be both sexual or nonsexual in nature.

"Whoa, did you hear that Miller was sleep sluggin' with some dude last night?"

"Yea that dude slugs all the time."

by sabres56 September 26, 2015


Sleeping soldier

A land mine.

Jimmy's leg got torn up by a sleeping soldier.

by tomtomm89 December 26, 2011


Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret quantum shit

by Baniroquai Rewo November 19, 2010