When you set in a weird spot for so long that your dick and balls fall asleep. Also referred to as Sleeping Moby in some cases
He sat on the edge of that chair so long that he got a Sleeping Wang
Crisp sleep is the sensual clean crisp FIRST sleep in your new/clean bedding.
The wife cleaned the bedding and I'm in for a CRISPY SLEEP tonight..!!!
Some fuck ass state where you can't move even when some bitch boy is fucking default dancing over you
I got sleep paralysis again
A slang term for PCP. Commonly found in the mid-west area of the United States.
That sucka be all up on that sleep candy
When two people strip, they then fill a one person sleeping bag with petroleum jelly. They then both enter the one person sleeping bag and wiggle around on the floor sometimes leaving slug trails. Can be both sexual or nonsexual in nature.
"Whoa, did you hear that Miller was sleep sluggin' with some dude last night?"
"Yea that dude slugs all the time."
A land mine.
Jimmy's leg got torn up by a sleeping soldier.
The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.
Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.
...Quantum Sleep...
After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.
unemployment boss appointment regret quantum shit