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noun, pejorative adjective. A group of people in a society caught in a cycle of grinding prosperity. Focusing their energy on paid employment to maintain their lifestyle, they have little interest in long term careers, social, or political engagement or advancement. Unlike slug labor, their education ranges from nil to advanced.
Members of the slug class just work to work and don't venture to improve their condition through social or political activism. They believe that the system cannot or should not be changed, manipulated, or subverted for any reason. They generally don't think about what is happening unless it is narrowly focused on their present job, living situation, or eminent personal danger. Resistant to challenging or even discussing the status quo, social pressure within their social group tends to reinforce this mindset.
Referring to Mike Judge's masterwork, "Office Space", the character Peter Gibbons experiences an epiphany and rises out of the slug class; he realizes there is something wrong but cannot act towards his own advancement until this epiphany.
Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, um...every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
When a low velocity load of semen dribbles out of the penis. Opposite of juice missile.
I took aim and readied my juice missile for her eye- but it ended up being a slug burp and I made a mess all over myself.
A slimey grungy warm vagina with slug-like skin curtains.
I was all excited until i got a wiff of her slug oven.
being so incredibly horny it concerns everyone around them. Horny at anytime e.g dentist, school, just anywhere. Its incredible atrocious.
person 1: you’re so..horny now.
person 2: i got slug syndrome 😒
Really really wet pussy. Like moist pussy. Like she is so turned on, you better not waste time because she will be angry if you don’t please her when she has slug lips
“Damn bae I just put the tip in and you already got slug lips? Gotta slow down before I put a baby in you”
When a bitch teabags someone and clamps her coochie lips to perform a pitching action.
So this bitch from tinder was ridding my face last night and she fucking hit me with a slug bite. Almost took my nose clean the fuck off, she got a gripper.
When you wipe/run your sweaty n*ts on someone’s face and leave a wet trail mark
Bro i slug raced on her and it looked like she just ran a 400 meter dash. “Slug racing?”