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applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex
similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.
JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.
STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.
JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.
high on some really good drugs like cocaine, ecstasy, molly,
DAMMM YOUR ON A SMOOTH ONE!!!
A male person all the ladies want to connect with on clubs for various reasons.
Did u see coolie smooth at the dancefloor last night?
Yes, he told a chick to request a specific song from the dj, and when the dj put it on coolie smooth went outside for a smoke.
Damn, thats cold.
Used as a word of departure; it means that the person saying it wishes for you to remain calm and keep your life in tact until they see you again (smooth not rough).
Jack: Alright, well I think it's time for me to head home
Justin: Alright, stay smooth bro
Jack: I'll try
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best band/(?) shaved genetalia (?)/ from s.d. Not exactly sure about the name "big smooths", but i am sure that the guitar player/singer is the awesomest guy i know (and i'm not talking about the guy with the long hair)
Man 1: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!
Man 1: Dude, sweet!
When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,
Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai
"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."
When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.