when you go to sneeze and then lose it.
person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”
Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"
Another word for the combination of ejaculating and the cum produced with it.
"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".
its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands
this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*
When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out
Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.
A less-than-freely-discharged nasal-cannon blast dat you create in order to make less mess, reduce noise, not make your respiratory-path so sore, etc.
One of da best ways to accomplish an effectively-suppressed sneeze is to hold a large wadded-up towel over yer nose and mouth while also trying to still your vocal cords as best you can, so dat you both "contain your explosion" and cause a minimum of startling to others in your vacinity, not to mention reducing stress to your throat.
When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
Jerry's asshole put on a show when he caught us all off gaurd with that Ukrainian Butt sneeze!