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Soggy Laces

When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces

Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude

by knightyal October 18, 2019


Soggy Sombrero

A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.

Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”

You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”

You: “A wet cappuccino.”

by MyPseudonymitz March 15, 2021


soggy nuggs

The wet residue on the outside of a McDonald's chicken nugget when two nuggets get stuck together and pulled apart

At McDonald's the worst you can get is some soggy nuggs

by Tonald Dump January 29, 2017


Soggy Parcel

When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.

Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."

by LiquidM November 03, 2014


Soggy Sal

A wet finger in the coin slot.

Watch your coin slot - soggy sal's in town!

by djfantasy July 03, 2011


soggy seal

When you give someone a blowjob with ice in your mouth

"Meryl does give a good soggy seal."

by Haven002 May 24, 2018


Soggy Marie

A game I always wanted to play at school. A group of guys stand around a Marie biscuit and jerk off. The last guy to jizz on the biscuit has to eat it.

"Why eat a biscuit when you can have a Soggy Marie"

by Stoff250180 January 25, 2017