When a girl dips her long hair into her vagina, and pulls it out, making for soggy laces
Guy 1: Bro was she a freak? Guy 2: Yeah bro she even gave herself soggy laces! Guy 1: Damn Dude
A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”
You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”
You: “A wet cappuccino.”
The wet residue on the outside of a McDonald's chicken nugget when two nuggets get stuck together and pulled apart
At McDonald's the worst you can get is some soggy nuggs
When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.
Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."
A wet finger in the coin slot.
Watch your coin slot - soggy sal's in town!
When you give someone a blowjob with ice in your mouth
"Meryl does give a good soggy seal."
A game I always wanted to play at school. A group of guys stand around a Marie biscuit and jerk off. The last guy to jizz on the biscuit has to eat it.
"Why eat a biscuit when you can have a Soggy Marie"