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An sci-fi horror game, featuring spaceships, zombies, dismemberment, telekinesis and more awesome things.
When playing it, in normal condition, it will make guys crap their pants and girls burst into tears.
When playing it, while being stoned, you will first crap your pants and then nearly laugh yourself into a coma, everytime a zombie shows up.
white guy: "i'm gonna play dead space"
*zombie shows up*
white guy: "GEEZUS!!!"
black guy: "imma gonna play dead space'
*zombie shows up*
black guy: "OH SHIT NIGGA!!!"
stoned guy: "duuuude, i'm gonna play dead space"
*zombie shows up*
stoned guy: "GEEZUS!!! ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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the once common, now lost art of pooping into a girl's vagina, space docking is enjoying a resurgence of popularity, particularly in the midwestern and northeastern United States (most notably Chicago and New York City) that reminds many art historians/scatologists of the beginning of the renaissance that began in Italy in the 15th Century.
Sally didn't much appreciate Charlie's failure to disclose that he ate three bowls of chili before space docking with her last night.
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The area available inside of a vehicle to conduct ellicit sexual activity.
That van have has way more rape space than your BMW.
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The certain amount of size or area necessary for a tasteful tattoo. Varies due to size of person and placement on body. Anything larger than 6x6 inches goes past aforementioned area and becomes abuse of space.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this ribcage tattoo I got of a rib cage!
Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?
Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.
Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.
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Just like fueling in space, this technique demands high concentration, dedication, and perseverance from both parties... Basically someone takes a shit into a vagina. Sounds simple, but its actually extremely complicated.
"I just gave that bitch a space fueler last night...." (usually followed by awkward silence)
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is when you sneak into a couples house and paralyze the woman with pleasure while her boyfriend/husband gets up to take a piss or eat a sandwich and disappear before he returns.
space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.
Master Splinter : young grasshopper, you have fully mastered all the kama sutra movements are now prepared for the space ghosting challenge, go now and return quickly in the moaning.
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