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Scrubbish squid

Mike and Colson

You’re welcome you scrubbish squids

by Kat2004 January 11, 2018


Squid bagging

When you kill somebody in splatoon and repeatedly turn from kid to squid form while jumping. Used as an act to taunt people you have killed or to make friends with wirh enemy’s

Bro! I just got squid bagginged

by Freggyfr February 6, 2023


Squid Bitch

That awkward kid in the friend group, that always gets shit on. The kinda dude who won’t even try to talk to girls cuz it’s a lost cause.

You forgot your wallet again!? maTT quit being such a squid bitch, god damn.

by Astranger2u October 31, 2018


Squid dribble

Noun/Verb. When a guy cums in a condom, then cuts the end off of the condom to squeeze onto the brow line of his sexual partner. The jizz then dribbles into his/her eyes in a tentacle-like pattern, giving it the name “squid dribble.” Source: Lester Holt.

He squid dribbled me hardcore last night. It was squinty as hell.

by Squiddribbler4620 February 1, 2020


Squid flinger

A vigorous under water handjob

My girlfriend gave me a mean squid flinger in her parents pool last night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016


Squid Knuckle

Anus. Butthole.

Nikki begged me to stick my tongue in her squid knuckle.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021


Squid games

Martin Luther King Jr. would love it if he could watch it, people perishing together as fools.

Squid Games is exactly the way people like there bullshit. They like their bullshit more than they like Martin Luther King Jr. apparently. Even Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, or Jesus would probably like Squid games more than they liked themselves, because people tend to like a show of narcissism more than they like a mundane person thinking of how to help other people.

by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021