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starfish

Having no brain. Slang for being dumb.

Why am I being a starfish over simple things?

Stop being a starfish and answer the problem already!

by Keikeikeikeikei April 7, 2022


Starfish

Someone with a heart too big for their own good and who glows in the dark and lights up the world.

She’s a starfish. Hey, Starfish! You’re the best.

by Reclaim reframe August 1, 2021


Starfish

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Sprawled out in a public space due to drug fueled euphoria

He was so high at the Widespread Panic show he starfished on the lawn

by Bumsd1 January 22, 2021


Starfish

Verb.

Spralled out in a public space due to drug fueled euphoria

He was so high at the Widespread Panic show he starfished on the lawn

by Bumsd1 January 22, 2021


Starfish

The act of spreading out so that no body parts are touching because you ate too much.

OMG... I ate so much I can barely move! I'm going to go starfish now.

by TheDriftingDaisy April 20, 2015


Starfish

A derogatary word men typically use for sexual partners that they are not able to bring to orgasm.

A term men launch at others in an attempt to deflect their own inadequacy at pleasing sexual partners.

Often used by males who are raping someone, even within marriage.

I didn't offer foreplay or give her an orgasm and then she had the audacity to lie there like a starfish while I jackhammered her for 20 minutes.

by Ancora Imparo August 31, 2023


starfish kissing

(1) People who like to have anal together. (2) Frat guys who like to smash their buttholes against each other

Bro Have you tried starfish kissing it’s fucking great

by mr. insentia November 17, 2017