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my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk
he never hasn't back for 8 years
guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage
Peebles is a department store located in the Hoosick St. Plaza of Troy NY. Known as a company that once attempted to be known as 'Peoples', but had to change it to Peebles because of the way their entirely Hispanic and Mentally Challenged work force pronounced the name. The first major department store chain to recommend you wash the clothing you purchased from their store before wearing to avoid become infested with Puerto Rican Fleas that has transferred from their employees and woven its way deep within the fabric of their garments. Peebles is a proud employer of Confidential Police Informants, child rapist, child pornographers, the illiterate, low level but active criminals, and of course those who reek like a broken Taco Bell toilet. Hence all of the Puerto Ricans. Many Puerto Rican employee's sell Marijuanna to the underaged children of customers in order to support their Crack addiction and leave large foul bowel movements on the floor because they have never seen a real toilet and as a result are to developmentally delayed in their potty training, but will adamantly deny this true fact out of embarrassment if ever confronted.
John: Hey Juan, you work at the Peebles on Hoosick st in Troy
Juan:Se' Señor, but only till I get my food stamps, then Im retiring
John: The Peebles Department Store (Troy NY).
John: You have fleas jumping off you.
Juan: Se' Señor.
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Your dad went to the milk store
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just so, so bored. you cant do anything other than type the urban dictionary menu bar
brad: please kill me im so bored
jo-ann: urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog
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the first words on the home page of urban dictionary
Browse Store Blog Type any word here... are what the first words are on the urban dictionary home page
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George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it
From the show Seinfeld
George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh
I honestly dont know what to say to you man. instead of doing your homework or working out, instead you decided to type out what was on the top of the urban website. if you dont know what bieng productive is, well thats what your not doing. i recommend going outside, breathing air and touching grass. *sigh* NOW GO OUTSIDE KID STOP BIENG A LAZY LONER
kyle was supposed to be studying for his upcoming exams but he decided to waste his time looking up urban dictionary browse store blog discord advertise
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