Grass Surfing

Using a sledge to surf down hills

I'm so excited. I'm going grass surfing this weekend.

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surfing the web

A subtle way to say looking for and/or watching porn. Something to tell people if you don't want them to know about your addiction.

Chatter: Hey man what are you up to??
Guy: Oh, just surfing the web.

Girlfriend: I thought we were supposed to do something last night? What'd you do instead?
Boyfriend: I surfed the web because I'm still not getting any...
Girlfriend: Huh?
Boyfriend: Nothing...

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bus surfing

traveling all day on different buses but not going anywhere. Get off one bus and get onto another one and hope by the end of the day your at least semi close to home. Extra points for train surfing and ferry surfing. For a 7 hour day (jigging school, you should be in and go through at least 40 suburbs. A bus pass comes in really handy for a bus surfing day. For more excitment play in teams and record how many buses you catch.Helps if you live in a well populated area.

"Tomorrow lets jig school and go bus surfing"
"We did that yesterday man, from bondi to malabar, newtown then back to coogee, the city then had lunch in darling harbour, then went to dee why and manly and got the ferry back to darling point then to randwick and maroubra junction and back to bondi. f*cking sick day, so many randoms on public transport"

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Surf and Turf

A bisexual woman or man. Just as a customer at a Surf and Turf restaurant will eat both clam and meat, this person will eat both clam (vagina) and meat (penis) in bed.

Dude, I've seen her with men and women. She's a total Surf and Turf. Hit that up!

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ass surfing

Putting all ten of your fingers in your partners butt hole as they hover above you.(Hanging Ten)

"Man, Lisa is a mad whore. We went ass surfing last night as her roommate watched."

"Marcus and Leon loved to ass surf and then eat finger foods."

"Tim and Carla decided they had waited long enough, now is the time to ass surf."

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Table Surfing

the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal

Guy 1: "Hey guy number 2 can you pass me the salt?"
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."

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curb surfing

browsing the curbside for recyclables/reusables while out and about

We regularly hum the Sanford & Son's theme while curb surfing for metal recyclables throughout town.

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