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Tourette Syndrome is an inherited, neurological disorder characterized by repeated and involuntary body movements (tics) and uncontrollable vocal sounds.
In a minority of cases, the vocalizations can include socially inappropriate words and phrases -- called coprolalia. These outbursts are neither intentional nor purposeful. Involuntary symptoms can include eye blinking, repeated throat clearing or sniffing, arm thrusting, kicking movements, shoulder shrugging or jumping.
These and other symptoms typically appear before the age of 18 and the condition occurs in all ethnic groups with males affected 3 to 4 times more often than females. Although the symptoms of TS vary from person to person and range from very mild to severe, the majority of cases fall into the mild category. Associated conditions can include attentional problems, impulsiveness and learning disabilities.
Tourette IS a GODDAMN, Fucking, SERIOUS Condition, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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The immense attraction Asian women have for Caucasian men that was spurred in part by the movie Titanic starring Leonardo DiCaprio. The attraction is even stronger for Caucasian men with blue eyes.
Asian Guy #1) Woah. It's another Asian girl with a Caucasian guy.
Asian Guy #2) Yeah. It's because he has blue eyes.
Asian Guy #1) Word. She has a case of Titanic Syndrome
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the condition caused by playing too much tetris, where the sufferer sees falling tetris blocks wherever they look.
this effect can be more severe with closed eyes.
other symptoms include:
-craving more tetris. this temptation must be fought at all costs.
-trying to decide which tetris blocks would fit into any space you see
-lack of motivation to do anything other than beat your current tetris record.
one quick game will have me in tetris syndrome for days.
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A person who performs the act of assuming non-obvious assumptions, argues about the stating of obvious assumptions, debates the question till the asker forgets the main point and is on the verge of suicide.
People with RS tend to act normally in front of suicidal ( or people who have become suicidal because of some rs-infected person ) people.
1. That new guy in class suffers from Ramana Syndrome.
2. Conversation between 2 friends A and B
A : Why is C trying to justify everything that he is saying.
B : I think he had an encounter with a Ramana Syndrome patient.
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A condition that affects a person where the only person they are capable of loving, is himself/herself. Someone who has Gaara Syndrome is often called a Gaarasist. Not to be confused with narcissism and/or narcissist.
Eugene: Fuck you too! (hangs up cellphone)
Jerry: What's with you?
Herman: My fiancee just dumped me! She's going for some douchebag with a Mustang and a Ph.D!
Mark: Ow man, that's harsh!
Herman: You know what, forget love! Nobody seems to want to love me like they should, so I'll go love myself! Apparently I'm the only person I can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(Three Weeks Later)
Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?
Eugene's Brother: It's not me, it's my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
Doctor: Why, is he gay?
Eugene's Brother: No, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
Doctor: Another case of Gaara Syndrome! That's the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) Why isn't the patient here?
Eugene's Brother: Apparently you're the guy who whooed his fiancee, and I don't think that murder would help him get over his condition.
Doctor: Ah! That Eugene!
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When you're so smart your brain is disfunctional.
Wow that guy has severe up syndrome!
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It is a syndrome where someone is attracted to anime lolis. This syndrome can also be applicated to people who play
Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Arknights, Azur Lane, and every other gacha game or anime that has animated 2d children below the age of 12 or has the physiology of a kid below 12 years old.
Floyd: hey do you know that guy named Kert?
George: Yeah
Floyd: I think he has Cunny syndrome
George: why do you think so?
Floyd: he plays Blue Archive, and he keeps sending this :sob: emoji whenever someone sends an anime loli image.
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