salty taint

When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"

"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"

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Taint Scrubber

The little patch of hair on your chin that rubs against the vagina when eating a girl out.

Hey, nice taint scrubber bro.

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Taint Wrangler

(teynt; reyngler) -noun

1. an annoying or idiotic person.
2. A tool or douchebag.

Shut up you taint wrangler!

Dude.... Stop being such a Taint Wrangler.

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tuna taint

when your taint gets really sweaty and salty it smells like tuna.

Man i get tuna taint when i go running in the summer.

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taint thump

Two fingers, two holes and BAM!

David put one in the pink and one in the stink and gave her a taint thump.

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taint butter

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum

I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter

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Toilet Taint

The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.

Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.

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