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When a Pop Tart is cooked in a toaster for too long and the the gooey deliciousness seeps out of the little holes like lava
DUUUUUUUDE! I lava'ed my pop tart this morning
or Pop-Tart Lava came out of my tart this morning!
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When you douse your hands in hot butter and fist a girl when she is on her period
Dude at the party last night I was so wasted I slipped a girl the lobster pop tart.
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A creation consisting of two Pop Tart toaster pastries stacked in between a layer of peanut butter and heated until the peanut butter is warm.
I'm soooo hung over. What do you have to eat?
I've got some Peanut Butter and Pop Tarts.
Looks like I'll be hitting up a Pop Tart Sandwich.
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when a girls vagina has such a distinct smell, that in the morning, after a long night of finger-bangin', when going to eat a pop-tart you are overwhelmed by the smell of that pussy.
Jesus finger-fucking Christ that girl from last night got that pop tart pussy
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A dangerous gang known as, Pop tart gang, is a group of gang members from a small town in Waseca Minnesota.
Yo, did you hear about Pop tart gang?
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The act of using a Dyson vacuum to suck the creampie out of a recently insemenated woman. Then reversing the suction of the vacuum directly into said insemenated woman's face. Covering the woman with creampie thus making a runny Portuguese Egg Tart.
Finally got the chance to hook up with my foreign lady Rhubarb and give her a Portuguese Egg Tart. She'll be talking about that for days.
This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"
Karen: You Joe Bakewell Tart
Mildred: I am really tall, thank you