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1.) When a monkey sneaks up behind you and jams his finger in your ass.
2.) When you sneak up on a monkey and make it give you a handjob.
Cody-"Damn, that monkey snuck up on me and gave me a Lumpy shit taste my door"
Ryan- "Hahahaha Lick me"
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What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event
"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals
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The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up
tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!
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A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.
Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.
Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"
Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"
Person A intercepts Person B
Person B: "Damn..."
Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."
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To ejaculate (cream) into a vagina (pussy).
I wanna give pussy a taste of cream so badly!
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To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.
R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...
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Something doesnt sound right with the situation...esp. used for situations where someone is lyin or bullshittin and shit.
Dude:"ey girl whats the address I gotta meet you at"
Girl: I don't know. Im at my friends house!
Dude: "well ask your friend, then!"
Girl: "She doesn't know either!"
Other dude thats listening: "Ey dawg something dont taste right in the kool-aid. How could she not know the address where she at?!"
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