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English inproficient people, most of who are from China and India, that you must call when you are experiencing errors that make a software product unusable. If you can get a person that can speak some slight resemblance of the English language, consider yourself very lucky. Even then 99% percent of the time they will not be of any help whatsoever, and cause further confusion and even more errors.
Bob: This program is not working. Why don't I call Tech Support?
Joe: You mean Tech Suckport.
Bob: Yes
(Bob picks up the phone and dials the number for Tech Suckport)
Tech Suckport: Yellow. Meecrosof Tack Supaut. Ho ceen I hail yu?
Bob: Hello, I'm having this problem with source control in VSS 2005.
Tech Suckport: Wayt? Ee cent har ya?
Bob: Do you know how to speak Engllsh?
Tech Suckport: Ee don eendursta yo? Yo ned tack lauder.
Bob: I said DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Tech Suckport: Aa. Ingle. I spek vahy god Ingle.
Bob: OK, can you please help me with my problem?
Tech Suckport: Yue prubleeme? Wat prubleeme ees. Plece tai me mah detuh. Ees prubleeme fatulleruh?
Bob: My problem is with Visual Source Safe. Yes it's a fatal error.
Tech Suckport: Oh Visah Sauce Saf. I don no no Sauce Saf. Eys nat mee specsalty. I well geetcowolka huno Sauch Saf.
Bob: Can your coworker speak English?
Tech Suckport: Oh yays. He takeen Eeassellcaws een skull. He leerning god Anglees een Eeassellcaws. I git hem no.
Bob: Never mind. It's hopeless.
Tech Suckport: No eederstend yu senteez. Pless repit.
(Bob slams down the phone)
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To "tech out" or be teching out, one is high from speed or meth and may or may not be displaying signs of a jib teck warrior or princess.
Another BC slang term.
"Last night those warriors were teching out large!"
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My school. A pretty awesome place considering you're in the middle nowhere since the people bring the big town life here with them. Known for its academics and sports among many other things.
As a high school senior, I had to choose among a near infinite amount of East coast universities to attend, eventually realizing the greatness that was just an hour down the interstate. They're also pretty selective. I was one of 5,600 freshmen accepted from a pool of over 20,000 applicants in 2008.
Some facts:
-We do have a formidable football team, although many (and myself) could care less if it gets too gung ho.
-(In response to a blatant misconception I heard) We don't fuck the cows here. That's just gross.
-The students here are really chill and easy to hang with. There's something here for everyone.
-Great Engineer and Architecture programs. Even beats, dare I say it, UVA...
-The largest full time student population in Virginia.
-The party scene here is commendable. Plenty of frat and apartment venues to get you pissed on a weekly basis if you desire.
-Guy/Girl ratio is approaching a cool 50/50, up from being slightly more sausage a few years ago. (so no need to fret)
-Totally awesome guy: I'm so stoked that I'm going to Virginia Tech this fall! Engineering or Architecture, I don't care, I just want to go!
-Totally awesome guy's totally awesome friend:
Good for you! I got accepted into UVa to study business this fall, their program was a big plus to me.
-1st Guy: *friendly jest* Oh yeah? I guess we'll see your team's ass on the gridiron come November you zima-sippin first-year prick.
-Friend: *similar jest* Very funny you cow screwin' hick, why don't you whistle to your quarterback boyfriend through your missing front tooth while you slap the back of your sunburnt neck and spit your chaw!
-1st Guy: .... ummmm, yeahhhh...
-Friend: I went to far didn't I?...
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where nobody actually graduates from but attends for 6 years just to party and get the raider rash. no class, no grades, no problem i guess they can say they at least went to college.
"Texas tech, where the wind blows as hard as the school."
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Virginia Tech is a school that has no national championships in any sport....other than bass fishing
http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/tournaments/news/story?id=3072091
# of national titles for some virginia colleges
Old Dominion 28
Virginia 19
James Madison 5
Richmond 1
Virginia Tech 0, unless you count bass fishing (which would make 1)
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A college of class, sportmanship, and unity. A college that has always been united, not just from the horrible shootings that took place. It is a college that can easily compete with UVA in any subject or activity handed to it. Tech has a good football team, that we can brag about. People are aloud to be cocky, but according to UVA its all we do. But when UVA preps want to get cocky about how much money their mommy and daddy have, its okay. Cause UVA is so much better than tech. The day that statement is true is the day hell freezes over.
Virginia Tech is the best school in Virginia!
UVA kid: "My mom bought me these $300 sunglasses"
Virginia Tech kid: "Who cares!? Go to tell you're little friends."
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School that unlike the previous fuckers definition that i had to chang! Virginia Tech is the best school in the state of VA and so I have to correct this tosser's inaccuracies!
1. The school is full of extremely smart, relatively diverse, and nice people
2. The girls at Virginia Tech are very respectable, pretty, and just really fun to hang with
3. Last but not least the students who attend this university don't smell like shit and only a small pecent are rednecks. Oh, incase you didn't know VT hates West Virginia. So nexttime you wanna fuck with VT, I'll come down to the community college and give your ass a beating you'll never forget. Then you'll come home, go to this website and create a word called the Hokie Asskicking!
Wow, UVA can suck my balls cuz all they are are stupid fuckers who pop their coller and screw their roommates.
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